Here is some bullshit I wrote for Popfessions.

popfessions:

In October 1999, I turned 7. You’re old huh? Coincidentally, that was also the month that 5ive laid waste to the charts with the unquestionably brilliant Keep On Movin‘. Now as a little pigeon-chested 7 year old, I had had very little interest in pop music, preferring to spend my waking hours…

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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